Russell Brand = Flying Dutchman

I swear there’s no difference

Message from countdowncityconquistador Lol Hi, how are you today? πŸ‘‹
Answer:

I’m good & yourself ? 😊

itsjusto:

naalgonaa:

What should I wear for Halloween? My fake confidence or low self-esteem

how do you answer this based god?

  • Me: you know what, I'm done with this math, I just gonna become a stripper
  • Little bro: well just know when you get your check, you gotta count your money

Broke with expensive taste πŸ’Ž

What should I wear for Halloween? My fake confidence or low self-esteem

I’m up this early cause I checked my TV guide and Boomerang is about to show Courage the Cowardly Dog at 9

I’m the type of chick to look at you stupid if you asking me for nudes, but you ain’t never sent me shit

bendita-cerveza:

thatjaliscochick:

Best Emojis Ever πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I need these foreal πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

When you got a hot ass bf/gf but when they get you so mad they look ugly as fuck for that moment

I don’t wanna wait for my fries to get colder

kekepalmer:

A First Look at Keke Palmer in Broadway’s Cinderella.Β 

(via itsjusto)

naalgonaa:

Old perverted Men will spot you from across the street, notice your body and face and immediately begin to fantasize you sucking their wrinkly ass dick already

(via kathercunts)