goofyn:

fuck you mean I’m boring you knew I was a lame when you met me

(via llmi2)

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

Lmaooooooooooooo

(Source: vinebox, via hitthewhores)

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

image

(via admiralnellie)

californianchanel:

californianchanel.tumblr.com

(Source: welovekanyewest, via nearparadisecity)

asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

(via confictus)

tongue-twister:

The most beautiful thing I’ve read today by far.

(Source: kanyewestcoast, via vodkaslumber)

bvlenci-pxpi:

vodkaslumber:

Went to the nail salon and showed her my nipples as a reference to the colour I wanted them done. 10/10 would recommend. 

:$$

(via holajocy)

yvnglawd:

tafarim:

dayumshecangetit:

afro-orgasm:

Source

Relationship/life goal

My relationship goal

Fr tho

ocean-breathes-salty94:

deadguy95:

G spot? Oh you mean gamestop hah yeah i know where that is

Lmaoooooooo

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